We’re going to try something different this week and give ranked choice voting a shot. Pick your favorite three candidates and let’s see how well they stack up next week! Good luck to your candidate! As always please share far and wide, but hide from progressives as much as possible! Let’s hope for a healthy corporate-friendly result so we can make it back onto the TV circuit. Keep an open mind – this primary is wide open! Warren 2020!
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