Mueller Report – Redacted Documents
DoucheLeaks was able to obtain several pages of the unredacted Mueller Report, which we will carefully release one by one. These documents were leaked to our office from
Mitt Romney sources we pledge to never disclose. My unpaid intern staff is diligently screening the documents, which will be published individually as soon as they are verified as legitimate. I remind you that, to date, DoucheLeaks has a 100% perfect record of document authenticity. I present to you our first document to date.
MORE TO COME…..
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